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15 Lyrics From 'The Tortured Poets Department' That Would Get Taylor Swift Laughed Off An Open Mic Stage

It's the day swifties — and purveyors of the art of hating — have all been waiting for: Taylor Swift has finally released her highly anticipated album, The Tortured Poets Department.


Despite our initial skepticism surrounding her 11th album — as several so aptly noted, Swift is a billionaire dating a recent Super Bowl champion, not a "tortured poet"  — the work somehow managed to fulfill its titular promise: Torturing those stuck listening to Swift's terrible, terrible lyrics. 


From complete — and cringeworthy — revisions of history to Charlie Puth's unnecessary shoutout, here are 15 lyrics from The Tortured Poets Department that would get T-Swizzle laughed out of any open mic night. 

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